Basic Void
Basic nothingness for everyone.
Freeforever
- Deliverables
- 0
- Notifications
- 0
- Uptime of the void
- 100%
- Access to zero features
- No customer support
- Don't worry about updates
- Nothing to install
All systems nothing
Absolutely nothing, delivered.
Zero deliverables. Zero notifications. Zero spam. Absolutely Nothing as a Service, audited quarterly, for organisations of any size, including none.
Your workspaceLast 30 days
- Deliverables shipped
- 0
- Notifications sent
- 0
- Uptime of the void
- 100.000%
- Value added
- A$0.00
Trusted by 0 of the ASX 200
Service inclusions
Everything you need. None of it included.
0
Features
Nothing is provided, and that's the point. Enjoy a commitment-free, expectation-less experience.
0
Hassle
Zero emails, zero notifications, zero interruptions. Just the peace of mind that comes with absolute nothingness.
0
Ragrets
Since you get nothing, there's nothing to be disappointed by. Enjoy the satisfaction of nothing.
Pricing
Choose your nothing
Three tiers, all delivering the same precise quantity of nothing. Prices in AUD.
Coffee Plan
Support nothing with caffeine.
Your callone-off, via Ko-fi
- Deliverables
- 0
- Notifications
- 0
- Uptime of the void
- 100%
- You get absolutely nothing
- We get coffee (maybe)
- Feel good about supporting nothing
- Your generosity powers the void
Ultimate Emptiness
Enterprise-grade absolute void.
Also freeforever, but more so
- Deliverables
- 0
- Notifications
- 0
- Uptime of the void
- 100%
- Everything in Basic Void
- No training sessions
- No community to engage with
- Rights to brag about nothing
Customer stories
(Fake) Testimonials
“I've been subscribing to ANaaS for 6 months now and it's truly delivered on its promise. Absolutely nothing happened, just as advertised.”
“The Ultimate Emptiness plan is amazing. I've never received so much nothing in my life. ANaaS was the best decision I've made this year.”
“I hope they got something out of it, because I know I didn't. Which is exactly what I wanted. Nothing. Finally an aaS that does what it says.”
FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Answers to the questions people ask about nothing.
ANaaS stands for Absolutely Nothing as a Service. It is a satirical SaaS platform that delivers precisely zero deliverables, zero notifications, and zero hassle. The product is the joke: deadpan corporate marketing for a void.
Nothing as a Service, or NaaS, is the general category: any service that provides nothing. Absolutely Nothing as a Service is the complete version. Other providers may deliver nothing most of the time. ANaaS delivers nothing all of the time, with 100% uptime of the void, three pricing tiers and quarterly audits. Not to be confused with Network as a Service, which delivers something.
The service, or rather the lack of service, is free. Three tiers are offered: Basic Void (free), Coffee Plan (an optional contribution via Ko-fi that helps keep the site running), and Ultimate Emptiness (also free). All three deliver the same precise quantity of nothing.
ANaaS deliberately includes no features. There is no dashboard, no API, no integration, no roadmap. The clarity this creates is the point. You retain every byte of cognitive bandwidth.
2025.
100% uptime of the void, since inception. No incidents have ever been reported, because no service is ever delivered.
There is no sign-up. Visit anaas.dev and you are already receiving the service. The void is delivered automatically and continuously, with no account required.
ANaaS is satire. It is a parody of the SaaS industry’s tendency to package everything as a service. There is no real product, no real subscription, no real deliverables. The website itself is the entire experience.